Yes I Can!

Have you ever wondered if it's possible to make use of the strategies taught by self-help gurus to destroy the self-help industry all together? Let me use an example of my own, and tell me if you think I'm on to something here:

What do you see or think about when you read the phrase, Law of Attraction? What I see is truth. The Law of Attraction is real, and it works. I'm completely convinced in its power, because I believe and understand the theory probably better than anyone out there. I'm going to ask you to look at the words again - this time closer: law of attrACTION!! Do you see what I see? The word ACTION is embedded in the Law itself. Subliminal cocksuckers. This goes to prove that there is nothing new with this concept.

It should be common knowledge by now that happy thoughts alone don't help you achieve shit in life. It's like in the example of the greatest inventor that never lived, because he carried every single great idea he ever had and carried them to the grave, never actually having taken any action to let his inventions known to the world. If you want to make any impact on your own life, you're going to have to physically get off your ass and take ACTION to make the Law of Attraction work for you. The Law of Attraction exists and is powerful only if you believe it exists and is powerful. If you think it's a crock of shit, that's all it will ever be. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And that's where the money is.

Like any other philosophy out there, the Law of Attraction is nothing more than a particular way of thinking. The trick is mastering it to make it work for you. I know all you lazy motherfuckers don't want to hear this, but answer me this... how are you going to achieve your goals if you just sit there thinking about them? Hell, no. You have to have just the right combination of education, wordsmithing, financial means, the right skills to be able to recruit people to your way of thinking, and then get them to spread your ideas to the masses.

If what you have to say has value to someone else (believe me, there's no shortage of simple-minded and confused and easily persuaded people out there) in every case, they will be willing, and able to accept your way of thinking, and that's the point at which you've got 'em by the balls my friend.

Did you know that the most of the people with money got to where they were by fucking someone else out of theirs? Think about it. There's the boss driving the Lexus or Porsche that never seems to give you that promotion, regardless of the amount of time or effort you've put in for the firm, and money you've put in their pocket. What more do you think you'll ever be able to do to earn his level of success? He made his money by being an asshole, plain and simple. Top salesmen at companies are usually the most coniving, deceptive, pompass, yet irresistably charming motherfuckers you'll ever meet. Think about this... Now does that make them the asshole, or does that make everybody the asshole?

Before you ever become successful in life, you have to identify with your motivations for wanting to act. What is it that drives you to want to reach your goals? Unless you honestly identify with the driving forces behind your wanting to act in the first place, you'll never become shit in life, because you won't know why you're really doing the things your doing, or realize why it is that you continue to sell yourself short. You'll never make a fortune because you'll never honestly identify with the factors that make up the financially successful person.

Ask yourself this question: What's more important to you.... putting money in your pocket and food on the table for you and your family, or putting money in someone else's pocket and wondering if you're going to have money for groceries for the week. That should be a no-brainer. If you don't think you've got the cohonas to step on peoples' feet on the way to the top, congratulations... you've already figured it out. You're well on your way to mediocrity. If you want to get to the top, you've got to constantly be on your game. Survival of the fittest, baby. Wow, I really am an asshole.

Now, I'm not saying you have to be an asshole to everyone you come across, just take advantage of the people willing enough to buy into your line of shit. Fuck them for not having the common sense to realize what hit them in the first place. It's them or you. You've got their money now, and your kids are going to eat tonight. Congrats!

Get into something that comes easy to you, and find a way to make it happen. If you don't act, you'll never become anyone worth remembering. Who gives a shit what people say about you when you're dead and gone? You're dead! You've got a limited amount of time here on this earth, so why wait to act? Your future and fortune awaits you! The only person standing in your way is yourself.

How do I sleep with myself at night? Well, let's see... I have a roof over my head, food on the table for my kids, and a better understanding of myself now. Remember there's only a speacial place in hell reserved for me if I believe a hell exists in the first place, right? In the end, people are going to either view me as an asshole, not remember me at all, or view me as an innovator who provided them a valuable service. One thing's for sure though... when I'm sipping champaigne from a glass on board my new yaht some day, I'm pretty sure I'll be enjoying myself knowing that my family will never need or want for anything ever again.