I Was Once Like You!

You know, you might find it hard to belive, but I too was once like you! I believed that good things happen to good people, and if you believe in and successfully administer your good feelings unto others, that it will create good feelings in them and come back unto you tenfold. Wow, was I mistaken. After a little observation, those people smart enough and truly dedicated to ruining someone elses life to better their own financial situation really seem to be making a much better living than everyone else, wouldn't you say? Think about it... TV evangelists, motivational speakers, life coaches, sly sales executives, pimps, drug dealers, dictators, oil tycoons and wallstreet exectutives seem to live the exciting and lucritive lifestyles that everyone else wants to live. From my understanding, that's where the money's at! Sure it's risky and you might get caught, but isn't the whole point of life to have fun? If you're not living, you're dying. Now, I'm not trying to incite anarchy. A lot of the most successful pimps, drug dealers, and life coaches put a lot of hard work and bullshit into their marketing campagnes to make the type of money they make. Never underestimate the power that manipulation, intimidation, and the threat of violence has on the general public. Now this doesn't mean you have to go out and pillage to get what you want in life. Quite the opposite. Kill the motherfuckers with kindness! Come across to the world as the worlds greatest guy, then laugh all the way to the bank as the sheep flock to you! The hard part is not buying into your own line of bullshit. The minute you think that you start wanting to do more good unto others than you do unto yourself, you're fucked. You've lost the whole meaning behind wanting to make money. Hone your people skills in a way that gets them to want to be around you and talk about you to their friends. Don't feel bad for them either. Fuck them... they were either dumb enough to buy into the load of crap you sold them, or on the flip side, they actually found value in it! You're not always going to be the bad guy! Remember, perception is reality. Whatever the general public believes to be true is normally accepted as fact - it's all in the way you look at it. Consider this self-help with a twist.