The Following Post Is From My Three Year Old

bvfffzxxzxassssssssssssssssaaaaaqwavcvszxbvftryu1234567890hjkmnbvcxzsddswsaqczxdsbv

Intelligence is Relative

Two things in this world are certain. You are only as smart as you think you are, and at the same time, you are only as valuable as someone else perceives you to be. Deal with it.

Am I Doing The Right Thing Here?

I'm on medication for depression and adhd right now, but I've also decided to see a psychologist, which I go in to see next Thursday. I'm obviously not doing a good job on my own of handling my anxiety, and feelings of inferiority and self-worth. I sure as fuck am not going to spend any time and effort toward finding answers in the self-help industry. My problems go far beyond anything the self-help industry could ever offer. I have come to recognize that these feelings that I've had recently need to be addressed by a psychologist, or trained professional. The difference between the self-help industry is that it is a business, and psychology is a science. I'm sorry, but between the two, I'll pick science over business every day of the week, and twice on Sundays. Fuckheads in the self-help industry will dish out any line of bullshit to line their pockets, no matter what they have to do, or who they have to take advantage of in the process. I honestly believe that a good psychologist is genuinely concerned with the patient's well-being. I am going to balance the meds and therapy to try and help me achieve what it is I want out of life. I've just got to sort all this shit out. My hope is that things start falling into place for me. Better sooner than later, if you ask me.

Click here to check out The Independent

I found this article today that rips The Secret a new one. I thought you might it interesting. Enjoy the reading!

I Was Once Like You!

You know, you might find it hard to belive, but I too was once like you! I believed that good things happen to good people, and if you believe in and successfully administer your good feelings unto others, that it will create good feelings in them and come back unto you tenfold. Wow, was I mistaken. After a little observation, those people smart enough and truly dedicated to ruining someone elses life to better their own financial situation really seem to be making a much better living than everyone else, wouldn't you say? Think about it... TV evangelists, motivational speakers, life coaches, sly sales executives, pimps, drug dealers, dictators, oil tycoons and wallstreet exectutives seem to live the exciting and lucritive lifestyles that everyone else wants to live. From my understanding, that's where the money's at! Sure it's risky and you might get caught, but isn't the whole point of life to have fun? If you're not living, you're dying. Now, I'm not trying to incite anarchy. A lot of the most successful pimps, drug dealers, and life coaches put a lot of hard work and bullshit into their marketing campagnes to make the type of money they make. Never underestimate the power that manipulation, intimidation, and the threat of violence has on the general public. Now this doesn't mean you have to go out and pillage to get what you want in life. Quite the opposite. Kill the motherfuckers with kindness! Come across to the world as the worlds greatest guy, then laugh all the way to the bank as the sheep flock to you! The hard part is not buying into your own line of bullshit. The minute you think that you start wanting to do more good unto others than you do unto yourself, you're fucked. You've lost the whole meaning behind wanting to make money. Hone your people skills in a way that gets them to want to be around you and talk about you to their friends. Don't feel bad for them either. Fuck them... they were either dumb enough to buy into the load of crap you sold them, or on the flip side, they actually found value in it! You're not always going to be the bad guy! Remember, perception is reality. Whatever the general public believes to be true is normally accepted as fact - it's all in the way you look at it. Consider this self-help with a twist.

Yes I Can!

Have you ever wondered if it's possible to make use of the strategies taught by self-help gurus to destroy the self-help industry all together? Let me use an example of my own, and tell me if you think I'm on to something here:

What do you see or think about when you read the phrase, Law of Attraction? What I see is truth. The Law of Attraction is real, and it works. I'm completely convinced in its power, because I believe and understand the theory probably better than anyone out there. I'm going to ask you to look at the words again - this time closer: law of attrACTION!! Do you see what I see? The word ACTION is embedded in the Law itself. Subliminal cocksuckers. This goes to prove that there is nothing new with this concept.

It should be common knowledge by now that happy thoughts alone don't help you achieve shit in life. It's like in the example of the greatest inventor that never lived, because he carried every single great idea he ever had and carried them to the grave, never actually having taken any action to let his inventions known to the world. If you want to make any impact on your own life, you're going to have to physically get off your ass and take ACTION to make the Law of Attraction work for you. The Law of Attraction exists and is powerful only if you believe it exists and is powerful. If you think it's a crock of shit, that's all it will ever be. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And that's where the money is.

Like any other philosophy out there, the Law of Attraction is nothing more than a particular way of thinking. The trick is mastering it to make it work for you. I know all you lazy motherfuckers don't want to hear this, but answer me this... how are you going to achieve your goals if you just sit there thinking about them? Hell, no. You have to have just the right combination of education, wordsmithing, financial means, the right skills to be able to recruit people to your way of thinking, and then get them to spread your ideas to the masses.

If what you have to say has value to someone else (believe me, there's no shortage of simple-minded and confused and easily persuaded people out there) in every case, they will be willing, and able to accept your way of thinking, and that's the point at which you've got 'em by the balls my friend.

Did you know that the most of the people with money got to where they were by fucking someone else out of theirs? Think about it. There's the boss driving the Lexus or Porsche that never seems to give you that promotion, regardless of the amount of time or effort you've put in for the firm, and money you've put in their pocket. What more do you think you'll ever be able to do to earn his level of success? He made his money by being an asshole, plain and simple. Top salesmen at companies are usually the most coniving, deceptive, pompass, yet irresistably charming motherfuckers you'll ever meet. Think about this... Now does that make them the asshole, or does that make everybody the asshole?

Before you ever become successful in life, you have to identify with your motivations for wanting to act. What is it that drives you to want to reach your goals? Unless you honestly identify with the driving forces behind your wanting to act in the first place, you'll never become shit in life, because you won't know why you're really doing the things your doing, or realize why it is that you continue to sell yourself short. You'll never make a fortune because you'll never honestly identify with the factors that make up the financially successful person.

Ask yourself this question: What's more important to you.... putting money in your pocket and food on the table for you and your family, or putting money in someone else's pocket and wondering if you're going to have money for groceries for the week. That should be a no-brainer. If you don't think you've got the cohonas to step on peoples' feet on the way to the top, congratulations... you've already figured it out. You're well on your way to mediocrity. If you want to get to the top, you've got to constantly be on your game. Survival of the fittest, baby. Wow, I really am an asshole.

Now, I'm not saying you have to be an asshole to everyone you come across, just take advantage of the people willing enough to buy into your line of shit. Fuck them for not having the common sense to realize what hit them in the first place. It's them or you. You've got their money now, and your kids are going to eat tonight. Congrats!

Get into something that comes easy to you, and find a way to make it happen. If you don't act, you'll never become anyone worth remembering. Who gives a shit what people say about you when you're dead and gone? You're dead! You've got a limited amount of time here on this earth, so why wait to act? Your future and fortune awaits you! The only person standing in your way is yourself.

How do I sleep with myself at night? Well, let's see... I have a roof over my head, food on the table for my kids, and a better understanding of myself now. Remember there's only a speacial place in hell reserved for me if I believe a hell exists in the first place, right? In the end, people are going to either view me as an asshole, not remember me at all, or view me as an innovator who provided them a valuable service. One thing's for sure though... when I'm sipping champaigne from a glass on board my new yaht some day, I'm pretty sure I'll be enjoying myself knowing that my family will never need or want for anything ever again.

Go To Your Room You Lazy, Ungrateful Little Shit!

My mom has a cousin to whom she grew up with and remains very close to. We will call her Bubbles. Well I was the ringbearer at Bubble's wedding when I was a kid, and from a very young age I found her to be a very high-spirited, approachable, attractive woman. It never fails. Every single time I see Bubbles she has a smile on her face. I wouldn't doubt it if she smiled and waved to everyone she passes on the highway on her daily commute. She's just that nice! She owns her own sales consulting firm and is very intelligent and hard-working. She is about as selfless as a person could ever hope to be. I asked my mom the other day if she ever knew Bubbles to get pissed off about something. She said the honestly couldn't. She said Bubbles is just a wonderful person.

Now it's just like me to make light of any person or situation. I found it hard to believe that from all my observations about everyone I've ever met, I could not bring myself to honestly believe that one person could be as genuine, kind, and honest to everyone she meets as Bubbles manages to be. Now I mean her no disrespect in any way, because I have a deep respect for her. As hard as it is for me to imagine her doing something like this, I can't shake this image in my head of Bubbles coming home from work one day in a bad mood for the first time in her life. The smile she's been wearing since she left the house in the morning suddenly fades into a lip-curling snarl as she enters the living room and finds one of her kids that's back from college lounging on the couch with his feet up on the coffee table. I picture her beating him senseless for his disrespectful behavior and sending him to his room (despite his age) and making sure to tell him how much of an ungrateful, mooching little shit he is before once again retiring to a smile and a hot cup of cocoa. He's really not a piece of shit. He's actually very polite and smart too - I just think it's funny that, as hard as I might, I can't honestly bring myself to believe Bubbles is capable of overreacting or becoming violent in any way imaginable. Good for Bubbles!